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WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


I LOVE YOU ALL -


TAGS: 2500
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

silcas - January 30, 2010, 3:58 pm
Grats Cubby!
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 3:12 am
2522 as of now. Yes you passed!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 30, 2010, 12:23 am
Congrats, Cubby! Your legacy is hard to beat.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 11:33 pm
What is Goat? Oh well...
TheTrashHeap - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTG Bilbo! That's at least 5000 breasts!
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm

where have you been? the "no scorpions" sign on the door was for your cousin, not you.
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 8:30 pm
A Cult? Really? Do we get to wear robes and do chants and stuff like that?
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:28 pm

PM, the goat does not merit publicity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:26 pm
Don't get me wrong, TheGoat is a super Timmy......But I'd rather be called Godlike than Royalty, I could finally start my Cult.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

Step down for Cubby. Besides, If you read The Goats comments on last 3 items you can see he is Timmy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:22 pm
"Divinity" is a compliment Rerun.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:18 pm

WTF is your problem? Cubby has set the bar too high for you? Please, if you cannot say anything nice, stay silent
The Goat - January 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
Royalty my ass! More like Motifake Divinity!
ronsart - January 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
Congrats again Cubby!...The King Of Motifake!...well deserved...now get back to work...your turn to do wash dishes tonight.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 6:42 pm
Not bad for a MotiNoob...thanks guys
Airman - January 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
yes he is.. congrats Mr. C
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
Congratulations Cubby. I think I have 1/2 of that total in my favorites ;)
rerun - January 29, 2010, 5:41 pm

Cubby is Motifake Royality
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
WooHoo! Are we having a party by the Big Oak?
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 5:25 pm
2500 L's for you sir. Cheers!
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:18 pm
Congrats Cubby.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a bitch.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by DemonicGTR

DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


?+? DON'T MIX -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 25th house
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by house

caveman - September 26, 2011, 9:56 am
I take offense to this....however true it may be.


I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.


TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by aPauling

SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't shit right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am
EPIC tits, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.


WOODSTOCK -


TAGS: live from the 250th anniversary concert
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Johnstone

Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:15 pm
I always wondered who recorded the original Dr Who theme.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Damn cybermen are everywhere


GRILLED CHEESE GOGGLES -


TAGS: sept 25 pay attention girls grilled cheese goggles sexy simple rule
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Derek - October 3, 2009, 6:45 pm
It consists of a fried sandwich with cheese melted within it?
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:39 pm
Saaaaaaaammiiiiich...
omnom - September 26, 2009, 1:39 pm
ima go make some grilled cheese now
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
Great poster aggy. Only you could do this one. And only you would.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
LOBSTER GOGGLES Don't ever put those on. Hint: the morning after the night before consists of politely trying to decline a second helping of the best shrimp and scampy omelet you've ever has ... served to you by a longshoreman named Trevor.


SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language top 25 motifakers
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
it... is true
Roamer - March 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
don't hate... appreciate!
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:58 am
Another stellar poster, Ron. I don't know how successful I am as a motifaker, but I definitely attrack the haters. To echo Culos "Bring 'm on!"
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 11:22 am
Gentlemen...our Avatars say it all...LOL!
Culos - February 6, 2009, 4:02 am
Without the haters and the ass-rapers, the flamers and the lamers this would just be another boring circle-jerk site! Bring 'm on!
RONART - February 5, 2009, 10:46 pm
LOL...BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MOTIFAKER LIES A PACK OF LOVERS TOO...scary...buttsecks men...lol...since you number one...you first...lol...hold those ankles tight...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hater! I love ya too Ron...LOL
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
CUBBY...You the Number One Successful MOTIFAKER...hummmm?...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:32 pm
WORD!


THE BIG OH SHIT! - That's right Axis of Evil The M2 Bradley is dropping the Tow missile.




MOONWALK - DOING IT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WITH SOCKS ON DOESN'T COUNT


TAGS: michael jackson moonwalk motown 25
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Quinten

. - October 29, 2009, 1:44 am
least he can do the moonwalk! I bet you cant!!!


reality check -




IT'S IMPOSSIBLE -


TAGS: 250k car
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:03 pm
All that autos are these days are money pits.
diogo0817 - January 19, 2011, 1:38 pm
I'm pretty sore is a Mercedes SLR McLaren With an incredibly expensive body kit. I can be wrong, but I don't think I am. The car itself is worth half a million. Or at least it was.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 1:23 pm
lol looks like a Mercedes with a body kit, lambo doors and rims.... If anything that makes it worth-less....
diogo0817 - January 19, 2011, 1:18 pm
That car is worth more then that. A lot more. More then double that.


Drive Thru Car Wash -




ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom.


TAGS: if you go for the little sister you might get 25 years
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:10 pm
BTW. This poster came from a real life experience...I was dating this girl, Then I met her older sister....then I met her mom........You see where I'm going with this. (then I met her younger sister, And hit that for a while, Until the fat gene kicked in)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Jalford was Banned. It was a great day in Motifake history. Mr.M stomped him into the ground like the insignificant worm that he was........Then we had Mojitos.
DreMagnum - October 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
ive always hated jalford, hope he gets banned
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 6:20 pm
Very true, Moooooo+. I this lovely poster even has the illicit comment of an extinct timmy. Nice.
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 1:12 pm
Jalford must have a lot of spare time to be travelling all around to kill people he's never met.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:11 pm
He can't be disturbed at the moment; the cartoon network is on
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:56 am
hey jalford, do your parents know you're gay?
jalford - July 29, 2009, 7:22 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)


MASTER CHIEF - Chuck Norris is POWERLESS!


TAGS: 2536
Rating: 1.32/5

More motifakes by Chaz Head

mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Photoshop fail. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never cried. Expect your house to be roundhouse kicked off its foundation in the very near future.
wtf - September 21, 2009, 10:37 am
Chuck Norris is master chief you idiot!
mrawesomo (not logged on) - September 21, 2009, 10:10 am
You just made the worst mistake of all time.


Jacpot!! -




Explain! -


TAGS: calendar august 25th accident explain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 28, 2017, 5:32 am
LOL thanks, Chase!
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2017, 3:48 am
http://abc13.com/automotive/wild-photos-car-smashes-through-roof-of-house/823794/


127 1/2 Hours -


TAGS: 1925 serum run to nome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - July 27, 2015, 12:51 am
E.D, go get at least a basic education before you rip somebody's stuff. This incident SAVED lives. Look it up.
mizzdizz - July 27, 2015, 12:48 am
Hey, Yu-yuk! I'm not sure how many people are familiar with the history of The Iditirod, but I am! Excellent! 5 L!
EmilioDumphque - July 27, 2015, 12:35 am
...they get other people killed.


A Nice Day...? -


TAGS: calendar august 25th accident shitty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 28, 2017, 5:51 am
AAARGH!! It's the...the...fraaaaame *sob*
ipaprime - August 27, 2017, 11:48 pm
A classic


Hyperbole -




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